Recently Added » Potter, Harry » Love, Courtney » Bush, George » Lincoln, Abraham » Trebek, Alex Papagoya's Reading Room Bush, George by: Papagoya Papagoya: how do you k now this information Papagoya: have you kidnapped my baboon! George Bush: K George Bush: GO AWAYU Papagoya: no seriusly....do you have my pet baboon... Papagoya: I lost him by the river George Bush: THATS UR OWN FUCKIN PROB Papagoya: he started examining protistas, and then he got bit in the eye Papagoya: that's the last I saw of him Papagoya: Why is it my problem George Bush: u lost em "g" Papagoya: it's so sad, of course it happens when the ocean fell through the earths surface.. Papagoya: do you know PapaGoya George Bush: Nah Sorry Papagoya: hav eyou ever eaten a nickle...it is said that a sea turtle comes out of hte sea Papagoya: I tried it once, and a solar eclipse occured George Bush: Nope..I ate a Penny Papagoya: no, you lie my friend...if you did that...my baboon would have shit fire Papagoya: it says so in the bible George Bush: well then it was a typo cuz i ate a Penny Papagoya: yo you are such a liear George Bush: nah iam Not..I seriousally ate a Penny when i was Lil Papagoya: that explains why my pet Baboon became a monk.. Papagoya: his name was Ishbu George Bush: Cool Papagoya: no it isn't cool okay...he died because you ate the penny. George Bush: i thought he was in the riva Papagoya: no, that was my other baboon, and his name was Makakab Papagoya: he said he went to a fortune teller once, and she said that if he was good, he would reincarnate into a fish.. Papagoya: that explains why the moon is so bright at night Papagoya: do you ever notice that the moon has a fishing rod in his hand....ancient legends say he goes Cat Fishing on teh Fourth of July George Bush: sweet..Ill Haveta Look Next time Papagoya: don't look directly at the moon, because then your nose will start screaming bloody murder George Bush: My Nose??? WOW! Papagoya: yeah if you touch your nose, you will turn into a protista with wings...then you have hte power to fly to the peninsula of Ishbu George Bush: Is That A Good thing? Papagoya: well it depends....if hte hair of life is having a barbecue the birds will come and drop a message saying "Abu Abu, went to the zoo" Papagoya: but if it rains on the barbecue day, the land becomes dark, and the birds will die and turn into jello George Bush: But jello is Good! Papagoya: I know..I feed it to Protistas. Papagoya: excuse me...I have noticed that you have a patch of mushrooms growing behind your left ear...do you mind if I use them for my pizza pie George Bush: well feed some 2 me..I like Jello George Bush: No Go for it Papagoya: can you send them to my house Papagoya: I'll pay shipping....those mushrooms are rare... Papagoya: I saw them at the market once, but they cost 12.3 million a pound George Bush: Wow...Ill Give Em to u for free! George Bush: Cept For S.H. Papagoya: Do you advertise them in the paper George Bush: Nope..Black Market Papagoya: why you say f*ck Papagoya: in the beginning George Bush: I gots a Attitiude Papagoya: I once ate a cochroach and the mosquitos started having a basketball tournament in my backyard George Bush: Who won Papagoya: It was close....the mosquitos from Kokuban beat the mosquitos from Koruku in double overtime...but there was a conspiracy because the Koruku people snuck protistas on to play Papagoya: the referee, I dumb ass Monerans, didn't even know...that is when the storm began...I am not lying George Bush: ah man....But they got caught Papagoya: no they didn't....I looked it up in the paper, and it says that the referee was a drug dealer. George Bush: wow! Papagoya: yo why do you tell bullshit George Bush: WHAT? George Bush: sdfghsjdsdhfuckdfghjklsdaffuckasdfghjkfuckyoudfghjkurajackasscocksuckerfghjsuckm ycockunastyfuckinweirdofghnm Papagoya: how do you know this information? Papagoya: I looked that word in the dictionary, and it said "I KNOW" for the definition...is this true George Bush: what Word Papagoya: sdfghsjdsdhfuckdfghjklsdaffuckasdfghjkfuckyoudfghjkurajackasscocksuckerfghjsuckm ycockunastyfuckinweirdofghnm George Bush: its just a buncha Letters..Its not a word Papagoya: I heard that Alfonso X got eaten by a duckbilled platypus because he sold that word for a buck Papagoya: no, it is though...its so strange Papagoya: but that is a whole new story George Bush: theres Hidden Words in it Papagoya: bye George Bush: Um Bye? Papagoya: dont' forget to check out the moon on the fourth of july George Bush: i wont...See Ya Papagoya: you better..or else PapaGoya will come and eat you Papagoya: PapaGoya likes wood George Bush: Bye! Papagoya: No you are a liar!!!!!!!!