Lincoln, Abraham
by: Papagoya
Papagoya: hey..I have a question for you my friend
Abraham Lincoln: shoot
Papagoya: yes, you have reached the point of no return!
Papagoya: well....
Papagoya: I just wanted to know....do you know what the drinking age for
Baboons are in Louisiana
Papagoya: I can't find it in the constitution
Abraham Lincoln: 16
Papagoya: 16 Baboon years or human years
Papagoya: it is so mysterious
Papagoya: b/c I have a delema
Abraham Lincoln: oh
Papagoya: my pet Baboon got into an accident b/c he was eating
protistas.....he was eating them and drinking Monera Whisky....he crashed into a
telephone pole as he looked at the moon
Papagoya: he is getting tried for an adult...it's not fair though
Papagoya: what do you think
Papagoya: please help
Abraham Lincoln: i think you should do the humane thing and shoot him
Papagoya: no, but it is said that if I shoot him...the government will do
something very bad to me...they have a machine that turns you into applesauce
Abraham Lincoln: ah well, ya win some ya lose some
Papagoya: but if you hop on one foot for three years, they will ease the
penalty and only turn you into coco puffs
Abraham Lincoln: see, that ain't so bad
Papagoya: yeah I know..but the thing is, if my father finds out he will kill
me....do you know PapaGoya
Abraham Lincoln: uh, i don't think so
Papagoya: I fought in the harsh winds of the midnight sky, and the dreary
overcast covered me like the snow on a rainy day...the moon was actually eating
a turkey sandwitch with mayo...and he whiped his mouth with a napkin, littered,
and it landed flat on my pet hyena...he died.
Papagoya: that is why I am suing the moon......
Papagoya: the moon, is actually Judge Judy
Abraham Lincoln: who the fuck is this
Papagoya: the ancient bible of Babagos predicts that you will turn into a bowl
full of jelly
Papagoya: I am papagoya
Papagoya: just kidding, what's up bro...it's kevin
Abraham Lincoln: kevin who
Papagoya: take a wild guess
Abraham Lincoln: not hall??????
Papagoya: nope
Papagoya: try again
Abraham Lincoln: do i know any more kevins
Papagoya: yes you do
Papagoya: remember, I met you on vacation
Abraham Lincoln: ohhhhh, right, that kevin
Abraham Lincoln: nope, still don't know
Papagoya: how do you not know this information!
Papagoya: yo are you a baboon secretly hiding out from the evil forces of Choy
Abraham Lincoln: uh huh
Papagoya: yessss!!!!
Papagoya: do you like protista sandwitches...they taste good with mushrooms..
Papagoya: by the way, I noticed a patch of mushrooms behind your right ear,
can I use them for my pizza pie
Abraham Lincoln: who is this
Papagoya: this is Papa Goya
Papagoya: who else would say stupid shit like this
Papagoya: think
Papagoya: and this is not kevin either
Abraham Lincoln: the only person i could think of is woodring
Papagoya: ding ding ding....your a winner
Abraham Lincoln: what the fuck bitch
Papagoya: did you kidnap my baboon
Abraham Lincoln: i was about to block you
Abraham Lincoln: no i did not
Papagoya: yeah right
Abraham Lincoln: i gotta go cook some passgetti now
Papagoya: no!
Papagoya: I have a quesiton for you
Auto response from Abraham Lincoln: "if everyone on this earth were like Ned
Flanders, there would be no need for heaven, we'd already be there" -Homer
Simpson
Papagoya: how do you know this information
