Trebek, Alex
by: Papagoya
Papagoya: hey
Papagoya: I have a question...
Alex Trebek: Sure
Alex Trebek: I have an answer
Papagoya: one of my pet baboons threw a coconut at a tree...and all the
protistas started shooting fireworks at each other....Will the baboon be
sentenced to life without parole?
Papagoya: seriously
Alex Trebek: No....Only manslaughter in the correct sentence cuz he didn't show
intend on causing harm to others
Papagoya: I am so nervous....I love my baboon...One time I was flying a
kite...and my baboon, Ibushu, was sleeping and a cat bit him in the finger and a
fungi started growing on his ear
Papagoya: it sounds crazy but ir eally happened
Papagoya: it's sort of like driving a car without gas ya know?
Alex Trebek: Ewww... I just ate too
Alex Trebek: Yeah...I feel yah
Papagoya: I hate it when I am lying in the sun, and a brick falls on your
head...like it never happened..but the percentage is so high that it could
happened.
Alex Trebek: Sure
Papagoya: it happened to my friend once...but his pet baboon saved him all
because of the dandelion growing from his stomach...
Alex Trebek: Oh cool
Papagoya: what happens is that the ribosomes of the Baboons stomach decomposes
the metabolic ibukuns in the armpit..once that happens the brain signals to make
cake in the oven...Once the cake reaches a certain point....the Sounds of
Solomon are heard around the world
Papagoya: have you heard of that saying that goes like this "The shot that was
heard around the world"
Alex Trebek: Yeah
Alex Trebek: y?
Papagoya: My uncle made that up...but I am so pissed...the bastards arent'
giving him the credit
Alex Trebek: I feel yah
Papagoya: the baboons support him...but the hyenas are definitely supporting
the other guy.....it seems like the hairy porcupines are indifferent...it's all
so strange...but then it began in the land of make believe
Papagoya: It all started when the boy called "Baboon!"
Alex Trebek: Oh....cool...My dog supports me
Papagoya: he called baboon and the Kings pigs kicked him in the face and a
protista farted and the sky grew dark and hazy like a bag of pudding
Papagoya: yeah right...is your dogs name Ibikiruak
Alex Trebek: No....Scruffy the Pimp
Papagoya: I know that name, yes I know that name....he was really my aunts
son..but they put it up for adoption....it was then that the baboons took me as
their prisoner and fed me screws and nails for a week
Alex Trebek: Huh?
Papagoya: you would think that the nails turned into crap...but they actually
turned into Tax Return Bills
Alex Trebek: yes
Papagoya: as for the screws..well...they turned out to be the deed to your
house...
Papagoya: it's all so strange...but it says it in the constitution
Alex Trebek: I know..I am an attorney
Papagoya: what is your opinion on the Equality Amongst All Baboons
Papagoya: According to the Equal Protection Clause they should grant Baboons
equal to the human race
Alex Trebek: I think we should be treated equally regardless of race and animal
attraction
Papagoya: Baboons are not treated equally in society just because they have
long scruffy beards....hynas get it to easy
Alex Trebek: I feel yeah there
Papagoya: I saw a hyena working in macy's the other day...and he tried to rip
me off....because I bought a shirt for my baboon and it was 30 percent
off....and the dumb hyena took 20 percent off
Alex Trebek: Was it a mid-drift
Papagoya: Possibly, but it is so hard to explain
Papagoya: after all, it started raining monkees and walruses
Alex Trebek: I know....Yeah
Papagoya: and the valley behind the brook was so dark that a monkey turned
into a yellow baboon
Papagoya: but to get back to the point
Papagoya: I shot the damn hyena in the head two times, but he came back to
life...he said that he would get robocop after me...I was like bring it on
Alex Trebek: U watch way too many movies
Papagoya: if my friends walrus shot a sea turtle, could the sea turtle sew for
attempted murder....
Papagoya: I remember a case similar to that...and the sea turtle highered a
rabbit as his lawyer...but he sucked because he had too much popcorn in his ears
and he couldn't hear anything
Alex Trebek: No...walruses don't have hands to hold weapons
Papagoya: no...this particular one does
Alex Trebek: No
Papagoya: yes it does!
Papagoya: Dr. Baboon, said so
Papagoya: the hand is in the form of a shoprite bag
Papagoya: but better
Alex Trebek: NO
Papagoya: your such a liar!!!!
Papagoya: you think you know such information......
Alex Trebek: NO
Alex Trebek: NO
Papagoya: I see a patch of mushrooms behind your ear, can I use them for my
pizza pie
Alex Trebek: Go ahead make my pizza
Papagoya: I need the hair of life to make it
Papagoya: the hair of life only lives in an area dominated by monerans
Papagoya: it lives in a biome called "Chai"
Alex Trebek: Morons? Like yourself?
Papagoya: no....Morons are a different tribe in South Africa
Papagoya: I met the chief once
Alex Trebek: Oh and a religion
Papagoya: how do you know such information
Papagoya: they were hiding that in Area 51
Papagoya: do you know Kogostad
Alex Trebek: I am damn smart
Alex Trebek: that is y
Papagoya: I once shot a bird, and it smiled at me
Alex Trebek: Oh...bad aim
Papagoya: and then sewed a Pee Cock for sexual harrassment
Papagoya: that so unfair....
Papagoya: that was the year of the storm
Papagoya: it was so wicked
Papagoya: not even the plantae could survive
Alex Trebek: Sue rules
Papagoya: no Sue is an instrument that is used in the North
Alex Trebek: No Pat
Papagoya: it is said if you play it in front of 33 dancing baboons, a bag of
Pop Secret will come and smell your fingers
Papagoya: yo you are such a liear
Papagoya: Pat is a person with small cock n' balls
Alex Trebek: Oh...U are fasinated with Baboons huh
Papagoya: yes....I put them in my cereal
Alex Trebek: Oh....rich
Papagoya: Cock n' balls is a nuclear reactor that reacts with special protons
Alex Trebek: Cock?
Papagoya: yes he is a martian from Venus
Papagoya: He fought for equal rights among Guppies
Alex Trebek: Would u like Cock
Papagoya: Cock died
Papagoya: you are so mean
Papagoya: well my friend it is time for me to depart into a hyenas mouth
Papagoya: so long.....this chat has been interesting....I have just discovered
a new life form.
Alex Trebek: Good
