The Metamorphosis of Mankajuice
To you, it may appear that I have not posted in several months. But, to me, thousands of years have passed. Allow me to continue my tale, exempt of any lengthy panegyrics, and all will become clear to you:
Count Mankajuice transformed into a beautiful hobgoblin princess, as many counts of the Eastern Shuhi region often were inclined to do. Yes, I have heard of this awfully enrapturing phenomenon. But this was the first time I've witnessed such an uncanny metamorphosis from the Eruain to the almost omnicellulose Humapiknock species. As many erudites from the School of Exceptions would agree, this process, often known as "piggy-midging" or "phasing-through," is both long and arduous.
I sat there, silent as a coco-beetle fermenting amoebas within its belly of boron, watching in both awe and abhorrence. Thoughts of the men of I were still floating about in the back of my mind, as millipeeds would in the early years of Bishquoo. However, I was unable to leave. Any subtle changes in environment around Mankajuice would cause unthinkable deviations to the count's transformation. It has been said that the Big Bang was caused by the blinking of a tortoise's nostril during count Burbia's metamorphosis.
And so, one thousand years passed. After Mankajuice was fully changed, I bid the count farewell and left to pursue the Man of I. It took me nearly 50 years to retrieve the Coin of Pangeanagoya and place it back into the Abyss of Romanticism. So, I thought, finally, it was time to head back home.
On my way back to the Baboon Island of Ishbu, I met a tall, dark gentleman named Rivant III. He stood nearly 8-foot, was as handsome as Bruce MacNealson, the Parisian baboon, and spoke with a voice as gentle as a hammerhead shark's pupils. Left with no choice, I slayed this beast and from his inner belly, removed the Prophecy of a Thousand Angels.
It is this prophecy that led me chasing stars and fairies for almost the next thousand years. It all started when I read the first sentence from this divine document. Even before I had finished, I could feel the Inevitable Forces splitting hairs throughout the Universe -- and then it happened . . .
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