Love, Courtney
by: Papagoya
Papagoya: hey there... sup?
Courtney Love: who is this?
Papagoya: this is papagoya... i found
your sn on aol
Papagoya: can you help me with this
quetsion?
Courtney Love: what?
Papagoya: ok... first... heres the
backgroun info...
Courtney Love: uhuh
Papagoya: radio astronomy, science
dealin with radio waves originiating beyond
the earths atmosphere, began with an
accidental discovery...
Courtney Love: uhuh
Papagoya: made by karl jansky, an
engineer at bell telephone laboratories in
nj...
Courtney Love: uhuh
Papagoya: jansky was studyin the
resources of atmospheric radio static as
part of an effor to improve overseas
telephone transmission when...
Papagoya: while scannin the skies with a
shortwave antennae..
Papagoya: he picked up an new kind of
static
Papagoya: and then it happened...
Courtney Love: uhuh
Papagoya: a baboon fell out of the
atmosphere with a velocity equal but in
opposite direction to a flyin cow of
magnitude 5 and travelin east of west...
Courtney Love: wonderful
Papagoya: what is then the probablity of
a turkey layin an egg thats an exact
sphere?
Courtney Love: go away
Papagoya: come on... tell me what you
think the answer is?
Papagoya: i said 1:23 because the
probability is dependent on the protistas...
Papagoya: at first... i thought it was like a
ridiculous question...
Papagoya: like some joke or suttin... but
then i realized...
Papagoya: after soem research... that
the probablity is actually very high
Papagoya: its like amazin if you think
about it... but baboons and giraffes are
actually the same exact species
Papagoya: they are both children of the
sita in mushoobushoo of islam
Papagoya: are you followin?
Papagoya: hey hey... if you dont know
the answer... then im goin to ask mercury,
the silver couger from wainesville
Courtney Love: ok
Papagoya: are you in agreeance with the
first hypothesis?
Courtney Love: go away
Papagoya: where?... my homeland has
been taken over by the hyeenas... there is
no where i can go
Papagoya: can i live in your basement
Papagoya: just temporarily i mean
Papagoya: i will pay you rent... i promise
Courtney Love: who are u?
Papagoya: i am papagoya... as you can
see from my sn
Courtney Love: what is your real name?
Papagoya: that is my real name... i was
not born in the us
Courtney Love: i bet
Papagoya: i miss my homeland because
the protistas there were very friendly
Papagoya: here... they are both hairy
and hostile... a protista stole my bread
here once
Papagoya: and then it happened
Papagoya: the storm was so violent...
Papagoya: i was sleepin when it all
started.... but my head ached so bad
Papagoya: i think it must have been the
glucose molecules stuck in my ears
Papagoya: but the funniest thing
happened...
Papagoya: yo... it was mad funny...
Papagoya: i was sleepin right?... and
then a bambooshu hit my ass
Courtney Love: ok
Papagoya: hahahahahaha
Papagoya: it was so unexpected
Papagoya: like when a balloon pops you
kno?
Courtney Love: ok
Papagoya: like balloons arent supposed
to pop... they just multiply like amoebas on
swedish holidays
Papagoya: hello
Papagoya: did you cry when i logged
off?
Courtney Love: um no
Papagoya: what the hell?... do you
understand the religious crime you just
intentionally comitted?
Papagoya: abushi will sacrifice you!
Courtney Love: yes now go away
Papagoya: my baboon is in your
backyard... tell him to come home and i will
go away
Papagoya: say... have you ever heard
the adage... it takes one to know one?
Courtney Love: yea
Papagoya: i love that sayin... everytime i
hear it.. i start to laugh so hard
Papagoya: you know what i mean?
Papagoya: omg.... the protista is on fire
Papagoya: i think it will have a heart
attack any second now
Papagoya: why shuold i do?
Papagoya: well, i gotta go now...
because you fart too much behind the
small bushes in front of your house
Papagoya: thats a very disgusting habit!
